| Source | |
| Appearances | 20 |
| Goals | 20 |
| Assists | 0 |
| Saves | 0 |
| Cards | 0 |
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| Source | |
| Appearances | 20 |
| Goals | 20 |
| Assists | 0 |
| Saves | 0 |
| Cards | 0 |
| Season | Appearances | Goals Scored | Assists | Yellow Card | Red Card | Goals Saved |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 2 2022 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 2 2023 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 3 2023 | 3 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 4 2023 | 2 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 1 2024 | 6 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 2 2024 | 5 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Date | For | Against | Goals | Assists | YCard | RCard | Saves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 10/08/2022 | Capture The Custard | Flunks, Hunks and Munk | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 03/05/2023 | Capture The Custard | FUFC.. | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 17/05/2023 | Capture The Custard | Between Two Ferndales | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 24/05/2023 | Capture The Custard | Alleyns Young Boys | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 14/06/2023 | Capture The Custard | JGR FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 12/07/2023 | Capture The Custard | John 3:7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 02/08/2023 | Capture The Custard | Stroke Titty | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 16/08/2023 | Capture The Custard | John 3:7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 06/09/2023 | Capture The Custard | Jogo Bonito FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 17/01/2024 | Capture The Custard | Crapham FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 24/01/2024 | Capture The Custard | Sporting Goujon FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 31/01/2024 | Capture The Custard | Bend It Like Bowie | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 07/02/2024 | Capture The Custard | Hanover FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 14/02/2024 | Capture The Custard | FUFC.. | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 21/02/2024 | Capture The Custard | Crapham FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 27/03/2024 | Capture The Custard | Lord of the Ringers | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 03/04/2024 | Capture The Custard | Crapham FC | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 17/04/2024 | Capture The Custard | Bend It Like Bowie | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 01/05/2024 | Capture The Custard | Lord of the Ringers | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 08/05/2024 | Capture The Custard | Crapham FC | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |