| Source | |
| Appearances | 8 |
| Goals | 8 |
| Assists | 0 |
| Saves | 0 |
| Cards | 0 |
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| Source | |
| Appearances | 8 |
| Goals | 8 |
| Assists | 0 |
| Saves | 0 |
| Cards | 0 |
| Season | Appearances | Goals Scored | Assists | Yellow Card | Red Card | Goals Saved |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Season 3 2021 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 1 2022 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 3 2022 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 4 2022 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Season 1 2023 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| Date | For | Against | Goals | Assists | YCard | RCard | Saves |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 14/09/2021 | Crystal Phallus | Hell's Tomahawks FC | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 08/03/2022 | Crystal Phallus | Bukz FC | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 09/08/2022 | Crystal Phallus | Canary Dogs | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 04/10/2022 | Crystal Phallus | Patcorp | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 08/11/2022 | Crystal Phallus | Patcorp | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 07/02/2023 | Crystal Phallus | Bermomdsey Working Mens Club | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 28/03/2023 | Crystal Phallus | Otorohanga Working Mens club | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
| 04/04/2023 | Crystal Phallus | scandals | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |